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static-harmony 11.10.2006 02:17 AM

My town is...
 
Capital of the porn industry.

Read all about it. I just wanted to all let you in our little secret.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Light_District_Video

porkmarras 11.10.2006 02:21 AM

Congratulations!

static-harmony 11.10.2006 02:35 AM

Yes you're welcome. I am honored, what sucks is we don't get a discount.

jon boy 11.10.2006 04:24 AM

i have been to the san ferando valley. there is supposed to be loads of it there.

A Thousand Threads 11.10.2006 04:29 AM

Il porno star arrives -
No English, no money.
Two things: a cock like a stallion and an iron will.

He becomes famous.
It's a kind of fame you can never understand -
full of cocaine and cosmetics, (????????) and prosthetics.

schizophrenicroom 11.10.2006 11:05 AM

but are you home to one of the 50 best retirement communities in america? i am!

static-harmony 11.10.2006 11:10 AM

Retirement is not important. Yeah I know where all these porn shops are, it's funny we make fun of all these warehouses.

schizophrenicroom 11.10.2006 11:16 AM

we have a porn supercenter in daytona right next to the waffle house. i've always seen that as an eerily appropriate place for a porn shop.

static-harmony 11.10.2006 11:58 AM

Come on, people need to take something to eat, especially when watching a movie.

guitarpro 11.10.2006 08:16 PM

Crazy

guitarpro 11.11.2006 03:39 PM

I live in a town full of fake people

ni'k 11.11.2006 09:57 PM

my town is brown charlie clown

Alex's Trip 11.11.2006 10:00 PM

Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!

ni'k 11.11.2006 10:01 PM

STEADY NOW

Alex's Trip 11.11.2006 10:02 PM

Fuck you, ni'k! You will not be the person to have the last post in everythread!

ni'k 11.11.2006 10:08 PM

awning yranwaning

static-harmony 11.11.2006 11:59 PM

I want to have the last post.

pokkeherrie 11.12.2006 12:56 PM

yesterday i was at my local branch of the mediamarkt (supposedly europe's biggest retailer for consumer electronics) and they even sell sex toys now... vibrators, massive dildos, you name it. anything that has batteries in it; right next to other "typical women's products" like ladyshaves, weight scales and all kinds of fitness machines (treadmills, etc).

i've investigated on the matter and it apears even the largest record store chain in holland now sells sex products. i hadn't noticed yet, because i never go there. several drugstores now have them too. the marketing idea behind it is that there's a large market for women's sex toys, but that women aren't going to porn stores because they're grossed out by them. i suppose it's good that the taboo is wearing off now, but i can't really imagine many women buying a dildo while there neigbour's in the same checkout line with a bottle of shampoo and an aftershave. or people dropping by the record store for the latest justin timberlake cd and a pocket rocket.

static-harmony 11.12.2006 12:59 PM

We have those here as well but Tower Records is going out of bussiness. That was the only store that was set up like that.

pokkeherrie 11.12.2006 01:24 PM

they're not going out of business because of the sex toys i hope?

static-harmony 11.12.2006 01:48 PM

No they are going out of bussiness because, they fought the internet and the internet won.

Пятхъдесят Шест 11.12.2006 02:11 PM

I was at the worlds laregest porn shop in Las Vegas, it didn't really seem that big. Strange place though.

k-krack 11.12.2006 02:16 PM

My town is the shittiest town I know. I hate it here, and am going to leave as soon as I am done high school.

static-harmony 11.12.2006 03:46 PM

Where you going? New York?

k-krack 11.12.2006 04:53 PM

Montreal, preferably.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 11.12.2006 04:55 PM

l.a. is a city, not a town

artsygrrl 11.12.2006 05:58 PM

My town is...........well...ask Michael Moore.

 

jon boy 11.12.2006 05:59 PM

yeah michael has a few things to say about michigan dont he.

static-harmony 11.12.2006 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
l.a. is a city, not a town


We valley people don't consider ourselves with L.A., and L.A. people don't consider us L.A. poeple as well.

cosmokramer 11.12.2006 11:33 PM

im pretty sure my town doesnt have a single porn shop. there are stores that have porn, sure. but no porn exclusive stores.

Savage Clone 11.12.2006 11:47 PM

We have a three-story porn shop here.
Mpls is a great city for bicyclists.

porkmarras 11.12.2006 11:48 PM

Fat queens and all....

Savage Clone 11.12.2006 11:49 PM

This fat queen at least has decent legs from all that cycling.

porkmarras 11.12.2006 11:54 PM

Tummy.Remeber.Fat fat fat queen.

Savage Clone 11.13.2006 12:00 AM

 


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