So, I've decided I'm not moving in January
 

To anywhere.

I don't need to look for a place.

Any tips?

L.A. baby, no just playing go to Santa Barbara a very beautiful and relaxing place.

don't look for appartments.

ha ha
thats hillarious.

priceless.

Should I not look for houses, either? I suppose I shouldn't worry about saving money for deposits or down payments on a new mortgage, either.

Looks like I'm going to have a lot to not worry about.

Become a drifter like Jack Kerouac and move in with your mother.

yeah! thats my 5 year plan!

That would be difficult, given she's been six feet under since 1980.

ok with a relative.

No. I hate most of my relatives.

Like I said, I'm not moving anywhere. But I appreciate the advice.

If you are not moving in january, just plant your ass in front of the computer with years of food supply and die in front of your computer as an old fat man.

I'll consider it. Thanks. What kind of food?

lots of progresso can soup and anything in a can.

and things that last more than a year with lots of that unhealthy preservatives.

Spam?

A+ Parody thread.

You could always worry about the psychological damage that will inevitably result from remaining in Iowa.

Worry about it? Way past that point, I'm afraid. The damage is done.

oh. man. and i thought you were going to faint paralysis.

I leave in less than three weeks, my friends.

So where are you going to go.

where to?
moving in jan. would've been a bitch.

But gmku is an old geezer who has seen the worst in January. He has the scars to prove it.

Columbia, S.C. (Which is probaby going to be a bitch in August!)

And I won't have a job.

Well, I will, but I'll be employing myself. I'm following in the footsteps of Hunter S. Thompson and giving the Gonzo freelancer writer/editor life a shot.

I will accept all words of encouragement or ill-will regarding my future endeavor.

good luck.

IS THAT LARRY DAVID, FOR THE EIGHTH TIME

Oh, yes. Sorry. One of my heroes. Or anti-heroes?

Anyway, a close second to Keith in the hero/idol worship department.

hottie.

We bear a resemblance, though Larry likes to sport bigger sideburns. I'm also just as thoughtful with friends and neighbors, and just as much fun at parties.

i don't remember you being so bald, but i can see the resemblance. and the fun, thoughtful nature.

Well, not as bald as Larry. Yet. More like receding, and buzzed so the receding is less noticeable. Yes, for a guy without a lot of hair, I'm awfully vain about it. One of my anxieties about moving is finding a decent barber. I've been going to the same guy here for the past 15 years.

i just cut it myself, although even that is a rarity. unless i'm going somewhere fancy i usually don't even touch it. the last time it got combed was when i bleached my roots and i can't wash it too often or it'll dry out.

I know this guy who has shoulder length hair but he's completely bald on top. It's too weird. I can't even look at him.