what would happen if diesel and i partied together
 

what do you think?

Diesel would outdrink you, and party harder.

There might be some sort of homoerotic explosion.

want to put some money on that?

nuclear war

I don't bet money it is against god's law.

you would act like idiots, deisel would not like you and you would post the pics on here thinking anyone was the least bit interested. which they arn't.

I wouldn't party with Diesel if i was you because he'd probably drink all your booze,take all your drugs and shag all your birds.

I have run a computer simulation of the Diesel / Crypto / party scenario mentioned above, and the result was:

A heavenly choir of angels came from on high and played a game of ping-pong with Tiger Woods. One of the ping-pong balls flew wildly astray and hit Vladimir Putin on the back of the head, causing him to stand down as leader of the Russian empire. Rupert the Bear took over the leadership, and handed out a tuna and cucumber sandwich each to all the leaders of the world's other nations. This engendered such a feeling of love throughout the world that a huge disco was scheduled for the following Tuesday, with every church leader of every church invited. All the church leaders attended the disco and they agreed over glasses of fizzy lemonade that it would be really nice if we could all be friends, and they had a big hug. Suddenly all was at peace at the world, and love was all around.

That was when the aliens invaded...

i think they would do more than just partying

I will GLADLY put money on that.

No one is capable of outdrinking Cantanky or Diesel. I'm fairly positive about this.

You amuse me for all the wrong reasons,young man.

The feeling is mutual. Unless you are willing to sleep with me, piss off. I'm bored with you.

As if,sweetheart.Did i hear the word boring?Pfft!

*yawn*

Best impersonation at being a member of Housemartins.haha

Impersonation?

You obviously have no idea who I am.

I WAS in the Housemartins.

Sorry my love,the phone's finally ringing.

Incoherent posts filled with pictures of the event, heavily sprinkled with the word "yarr" and punctuated with a signature that includes a 674MB animated gif.

Hmmm...very interesting.

"H'oway man, gannin' daan the toon?"

"Yeah, like, let's totally, like, party dude"

"H'oway. Noon of that gey lot round heyar man. Gess y'sen a Newcasstle brun dan ye"

"Umm... yeah dude. Yeah. Whoo!"

"Fuckin' geys..."

hey! i hate the gays too!
:/

That wouldn't stop a geordiie thinking you're gay, I'm afraid. And I expect you probably don't drink like a geordie. No offense and all that lot. I love going out in Newcastle. One of my favourite cities to get obliterated in. Saturday nights in Newcastle are a bit like the day after the apocalypse, but with more beer and fights.

It's a bastard to type like a geordie. I need to brush up on my regional accents.

the ones on this board are tools
(for the most part, few exceptions)

Profanisaurus says: bum chain n.

A rather intimate version of the Conga supposedly danced by those on the other bus (qv). See also daisy chain.

id pack her fudge