what would happen if porkmarras and i played monopoly together
 

what do you think?






[insert moving gif in my signature]

Whoever bought all the streets in the Soho area would win by a country mile.

you would win and then pork would lock himself in his room

Not too fond of monopoly but if you ever want to play basketball.....

a good way to play monopoly is that everytime you pass go have a shot of your favourite tipple. after a while its like the 1960's again.

Yes,you're reading right as football leaves me totally indifferent too.

actually i'm not that fond of monopoly either... it was just the first random game that came up.

should i start a new thread about what could hypothetically happen if we played basketball then?

basketball is boring

Only if i get to pick who i want for my team,awright?

you can pick nefeli, she's 4ft 8.

adorable though.

Yes,he is very wrong but he doesn't know it.I bet he likes golf or tennis.

Are you suggesting he's a lesbian?

not rich enough to play golf yet.

tennis... meh.

Perhaps or perhaps not.

i know i'm right on the basketball...

however i don't exclude the possibility of being a lesbian without knowing it.

Fair enough.

Presumably with a "not even me" backprint

maybe 4ft 10 when wearing high heels.




hehe, that would be more original than the standard ".... trapped in a man's body"

[quote=pokkeherrie]maybe 4ft 10 when wearing high heels.





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How very rude of you,porkherrie!

i know... my deepest apologies. :(

nah, she can take it.

but you're a big girl now!
well, not big but you know... i promise i'll be nice at atp.

porky will pay that fake monopoly money for sex with porkherrie

why you little...!


i'm shocked that you think i wouldn't be able to see the difference between fake money and real money! and i'm even more shocked that even though you speak dutch you can't even spell my name right!

its that this school keyboard is kinda fucked up...

yeah i know that my post didnt make sense...

you can't blame school for everything, young man.

anyway, if i'll ever get money from porkmarras i'll double check its authenticity.

Ok......porkherrie.

anytime pokkemarras...

does marras mean anything by the way?

what does pokkeherrie mean anyways?

It's my surname.Believe it or not it means shovel.hehe

he's actually extremely generous. to a fault, almost.

im just gonna post for the sake of posting

ah, nice...


king_buzzo, i know you're serbian but don't you speak any dutch? how long have you been living here?

pokke = small pox (i'm sure you've noticed dutch swearing uses lots of diseases)
herrie = noise, annoying sounds....

"turn that pokkeherrie down" is what your neighbours would say if you're blasting music out loud.

Hey, man, you should do that more often.

haha.Buzzo,i'm a little confused as to where you are from.

like 3 years i think, i know some dutch just to get around but im a noob at coplicated stuff.

i'm from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbia

but i live in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands

hmm, so you're from serbia and you live in the hague...?
i could make some lame jokes about the the yugoslavia tribunal that's situated there but i won't. the tribunal's is a bit of a joke in itself anyway.

i thought you lived here longer.

Not that i would have never noticed that.

ouch.

you can, its hillarious, we make up a lot of jokes about it also...