There's a pretty visual arts girl that...
 

...just sat beside me in the computer lab, and the rest of the lab is empty. I've never talked to her though. What should I do? Start talking to her? Show her this thread? Anyway, I gotta wrap this up just in case she looks at the screen

Talk to her. Don't let her know of your horrific, gruesome emo past. Or your wigger present, for that matter.

hell yeah talk to her. she sat next to you did she not??????

i find the pretty art girls really un approachable.

I'm not a wigger yo. I'm wearing a dress shirt and beige cons, I just really like G-funk.

But yeah, she seems really determined to get her assignment complete, I don't know if it's appropriate to bother her, especially since I don't know her

I'm super shy myself, I approached one at the start of the year because she walked on the bus with a huge "Jesus and Mary Chain" patch on her bag and I complimented it. Other than that, I haven't really brought myself to talk to them.

furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.

or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something?

or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide.

and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise.

furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.

or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something?

or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide.

and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise.

definately

shell laugh...

lemme just add:

the natural thing would have been to say hello right when she sat-- at least a nod, you know?

the longer you let the time pass the weirder it will get. of course don't push it, wait for a natural break in the situation & then



pounce, baby, pounce!!

I recommend the good old 'Do you mind watching my stuff while I go for a piss/ get a coffee'. If it's a coffee, ask if she wants one. Badabing, conversation opened.

Second option is always to just get your cock out, slam it on the table and shout "LUNCHTIME - MAIN COURSE: MY COCK". Never failed me yet, that one.

That only works for Glice.

I do have an enormous penis, that is true. Huuuuuge it is.

and only in his opium-induced fantasies if i may add

Ooh, saucer of milk for the guy with the squiggles.

eye contact.


;-)

well, you cant just go up to her and fuck her...

fall out of your chair, shell then ask you if you're alright and then you start a whole conversation

there's this trick to kind of get eye contact... very familiar to me when i was still at high school: drop something, a pencil or something and try to drop it in a way that it rolls to her side or something... =P

Not to be confused with "Huuuuuudge."

Hey inhuman, like totally like touch her boob when she's not watching.
lol

haha
funny thread. I know this might sound sad but i´m really excited about what you´re going to do.
But please, don´t just sit there and stare.
action time

hillarious


no seriosly, just come up and fall of ur chair and then she'll get worried

or ask her to help you with something

just say 'HALLO I DONT THINK I'VE MET YOU BEFORE' and extend your hand in greeting.


actually wait, probably best not to shout....

so what happened?
and what are you doing alone in a computer lab?
geek.

if your all alone just go

hey nigga! letz shoot some dawwwggggs!!! hows thangs???

im gonna quote this as 'best reply to these kinda threads, EVER'

God dammit! What's happened?! I wanna know!!!

So I took King Buzzo's approach and said "Sup nigga". She didn't take it too well really, she looked at me strangely and then looked back at the screen. Could that be the eye contact?

right on!

But to be honest, I had to go before I could read most of these replies, and I was too shy to say anything. My bus was there very soon and the next one came 30 minutes after. Some of the suggestions were really good though, I appreciate it. I'll try and talk to her sometime tomorrow and see how things work out

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

did you really actually talk at all, or have any eye contact?

She looked at me a few times, and out of all 18 computers she could have taken she sat right next to me. I regret not staying and building up confidence to say anything.

you fucking tithead!!! :D

oh well. live and learn, huh?

she probably thinks you dont like her now. Just smile and say hello when you see her next. make her think you at least notised her sitting next to you.

That seems to be the case, doesn't it? I was crushed in high school when I went up to this art chick at her locker and asked her out. I was promptly declined. I think the experience ruined me for life for asking out art chicks. That's how I ended up with a sensible wife. One of us has to be, I guess.

I'm an art school chick. ask me any questions you want.

YOU'RE fucking RETARDED, BRO!
iugasdash
its not that hard!!!