Is Superman Gay?
 

I mean tight pants, that S imprint in the middle of his shirt. And That Cape, that just screams Homo.

and those speedos...

and yeah the hair...

i guess

Also those spectacles.

No wonder he never hear anything from his parents.

i want this shirt

I mean what is his fixation on Lex Luther? Guess it is his crush?

You sound gay, are you gay?

I want that shirt as well.

Super man. Kind of obvious, inn't it? That's why I always went for Batman comics instead. Bruce Wayne was definitely a hetero playboy... though his relationship with Robin bothered me a little...

Robin the boy wonder, come on, what wonder does this kid have?

Hmm, yeah. Well, maybe Bruce swung both ways, who knows. Or maybe he was just open-minded... He didn't ask and Robin didn't tell, maybe.

Batman was a pedophile, I mean he was a boy.

Huh??!! He was a pedophile and a boy? Or you made a mistake and at first thought a pedophile and a boy are the same thing. Translation, please.

Batman was a pedophile, because he took in Robin, who was a boy.

I don't claim to be the most enlightened person on supposed homosexual standards of attire, but the homosexuals I happen to know wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.

Not wherever you are but L.A. they sure would love it.

Gay men walk around in capes and tights in L.A.?

Yeah made by semen, and condoms.

I don't follow those gays in West Hollywood.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

Why do people get offended by my comments on gays?

That's not true. Haven't you ever watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. We straight guys can learn a lot from the hip and fashionably aware gay guys.

Some of my best friends are gay. I guess that's why.

The ones who go into the bathrooms in Santa Monica.

No they dress like cops.

Not when they go in. They're dressed like Clark Kent. They come out as super men.

No like gmku said they come out as super man.

most of them.

yes, don't let the dark glasses fool you, I'm not all gloom and doom.

Superman isn't, but Batgirl is.

Ha Ha, the first sign of intelligent life in this thread.

That magazine cover (posted before) is a result of people being dissatisfied with Bryan Singer's Superman Returns. Singer, who is gay, also did the first two X-Men movies, the second of which features the flamingly gay actor Cumming. He also has produced and or/directed a number of episodes of "House."
My opinion? I haven't seen Superman Returns.

Okay, now that's out of the way, feel free to resume your idiocy, because this check-in to the board is officially over with...

yeah, superman is gay

So what's the deal with Lois Lane, then? Just for appearances?

She is the fag hag.

ha! funny

^^^^Isn't that pedophilia (if you are older)?

never thought of it like that nefeli.

so does this mean i should stop my leather costume for my superhero alter ego?