Bizarre medical crushes
 

I have a huge crush on the dental assistant who worked on my mouth the other day. I was just noticing, as she's poking around in my mouth, what big blue eyes she has and I sort of felt my heart go all pitter-patter. God, I hate when that happens.

Has this ever happened to you? Is there a named syndrome for this?

[quote=Kegmama]Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

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Yes, well, that is different. I don't normally get the hots when my doc is giving me the old finger exam, either.

Finger in mouth--that's a bit more sensual, you know. Especially when she's so nice about it.

And I take exception to the pervert label. It's not like I intentionally went, oh, I think I'll get all hot and bothered about this babe. It just happened. I wasn't even thinking about sex, I just happened to look up into her face and got zapped. Maybe it was the novacaine.

or was a young chick.

Yeah blame your male hormones.

Well, it wasn't really sexual arousal. Though I'm sure that was a factor. It wasn't the "you're so hot and I feel like a horny teenager" lust--it was more like "gosh, you're sweet and lovely and could I stare deep into your eyes for a few minutes" romantic nonsense. I'm serious.

hell...:p

sweeeeeeet

why are gynecologists men? i mean dont state the obvious here but it does seem strange to me.

My wife's is a woman.

There are women gynecologists out there.... But if you're a man and you say "I wanna be a gynecologist" people probably get less freaked out than if a girl said it. You know?

Interesting fact: Age 10 shit pop star Ricky Martin wanted to be a gynecologist. What a perv.

would you rather have him as a shit popstar or as a glory hole inspector?

I think he should combine the two for extra joy.

somehow i dont think ricky is into the ladies. just an observation.

haha! thats is fuckin hillarious!
Kegmama you crack me up girl

You must spread some Reputation around before poking Kegmama's vagina again.

I once saw a video of him having a gay orgy. Can't find it anymore. But it was late at night maybe it wasn't really him. Although he did look like him a lot.

yummy!

When I went to the opticians last I had my eyes checked by a lady...in a dark, quiet room with her peering into my eyes and the close proximity....Y'know. I can see why those sort of situations can provide some pathetic glimpse of sexual/sensual excitement...it's the intimacy I suppose.

i kinda lost track of this thread...

what?

i had a similar experience years ago. it was very tense for a moment, until she told me i had to go to hospital because my eyes are fucked.

oh that...

i had an eye doctor once who was this freckled-face redhead babe, lovely to have her nearby. we had "a moment" i think, ha ha, if you can call it that.

i also enjoy the smell of good smelling dental assistans and the look of the starchy uniform over some nicely packed boobs, right on the corner of my eye...

but of course, but of course.

Well, see I work at hospital, so I see and have to talk to hot doctors all the time, so this really doesn't seem that bizarre.

Awesome sig, !@#$%!! Maybe I'll add you into the list!

Oh yes...Brazil. Classic.

I think this phenomenon must be more common than I thought. I've also had the "lovely optician in a dark room looking deep into your eyes" moment.

Never for me. They were always older, so I was never really attracted to them. And my urologist is the worst... hurts the shit out of me and treats 4 people's penises/ vagina's at once. Not the most comfortable atmosphere at all

I should imagine not!!!!

ehh?? :confused:


oh that no well it was during our conversation plus the physical proximity, it was one of those potential-girlfriend moments of recognition, or something like that.

yeah, the health care here in canada is TERRIBLE. I'd rather pay for health care than have free shitty health care. There's not enough specialists so the urologist I have has 4 rooms with people alternating in, and he's treating everyone at once

When you're a patient and in vulnerable state its easy to become enamoured with the one who's taking care of you. I've had to go to the hospital on various occassions in my teens and early twenties and so when I get a cute nurse attending to me, you can't help but find them attractive and be a little happy whenever they enter your room to attend to something. Prefferably not anything too disgusting.

Oh, I had a completely different image. I though all four of you were in the same room and... Never mind, it gets gross after that.

don't complain, i know people who would pay to see so much cock.

but anyway you're getting free shit, and you don't even need to work for it-- can't you pay a private doctor on your own, if you want white glove treatment?

I want to fuck my R.E teacher. I know, thats not medical, but I suppose it's odd.

seeing how i haven't been to the doctor in probably seven or eight years, i can't say that i'm feeling the love for you and your blue eyed ASSistant.

Haven't actually read Crash but I really should. Seen the film more times than is healthy probably. And I wouldn't say it was especially a favourite or anything. It just has a certain facinating quality...it's more interesting to think about than watch I think.