Glice > Porkmarras
 

That's what the reputation says. If this has already been posted, fuck off.

yeah but is Superman gay?

hayden wears black shoes with white socks.

hayden
is this true?

its true.

"Glice > Porkmarras"? If that thing is meant to represent my penis being inserted into his anus, I can assure you it's most not true.

Surely that would be "Glice > Porkmarras"?

What's that? Glice wants to stick it into porkmarras?

The board has gone limp.
Double your efforts and I'll return in four hours or so.

Come on lads, Dave's not happy. If we all pull together we sort it out for him. And what Davey davedave wants, sir Dave of Daveyshire shall have.

ha.

I read that in a Geordie accent.

For those of you keeping score at home, that figures to be roughly one hour for every inch Glice is putting into porkmarras.

Good Lord! Glice is king! We live in such tempestuous times...

he's cheap. cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap i tells ya.

anyway your crown has been fixed up again by the looks of things.

Packet of crisps and a pint of ale and you're mine. Which is an actual hint for ATP, anyone.

Not a problem. Would you like fries with that Mister Glice sir?

Porkmarras=12,000 posts___________________Glice=4,000

Not to take anything away from Pork, but I prefer someone who says higher quality things than someone who just says everything, but thats just me.
Glice seems to have doen that being #3 with only 4k+ posts......

That'd be delightful, ta. Some Immodium might be a good idea, though hopefully I won't need it come next weekend.

Talking about Immodium does get girls hot, doesn't it?

Perhaps you misread, I said 'fries' not 'anal fires'

You did? Balls, I'm forever mixing those two up. With hilarious consequences. There's a reality TV show about it coming out in January, keep an eye out for it.

That sounds like an excellent piece of television, I shall be sure to eschew it, as I do most television, and do something less boring instead.

NB Ironic Why Don't You? reference. Fucking A.

Why don't you... annoy your mother by taking perfectly good kitchen items and render them unusable in the pursuit of something that looked like fun on the telly and, having got halfway through the project, you've entirely forgotten how they did it?

My Mum stopped me from watching Why don't you?.

Your mum's wisdom supercedes that of your younger (and probably present) self by some way.

It does indeed. Especially in her ability to remember republican protest songs in spite of the fact that she refuses to let me sing them.
Which is, of course, a very good idea indeed.