Best Boner Stories.
 

You go first.

Okay, I will. Our 7th grade science teacher, a middle-aged woman, kept telling us not to pull boners! Can you imagine what this did to a room full of 13-year-old boys?

I got a boner today.

Okay. I was hoping for a little more than that. Something "empowering." A "transformative journey."

I got like, 9

That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?

I have a boner right now.

You've been looking at the BetterThanThou photo?

I ended up being desperate for sex. My cat didn't like it too much though, she was meowing afterwards...

I have like 15 boners right now.

i am a boner and so is my wife

I once got a boner in the summer of '95. I put in the Bad Moon Rising cd and "Intro" sounded so awesome.

dont you hate it when you are a passenger in a car, and u get a boner, and you can see your destination, so you gotta try your HARDest to not think about it and get it down before you get there.

Whats having a boner feel like?

just like a hard rod.

it feels like..umm..a nice feeling cramp haha i dunno

That sounds boring. Why should girls be proud of giving guys a "nice cramp" feeling in their crotch?

My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.

oh yeh he must be thinking of little boys hey. Because when im in the car and accidently crack a bone, im thinking of my dad. lol

Maybe he was fantasizing of lovely historical figures like Marie Antoinette.

i had a b0no one time. i cut it off at the stem and tortured it to death, screaming you are not jesus cunt at it. ah,good times.

b0ner! is the correct way to spelll it by the way gigolo suckas

Are you from da ghetto?

no im not.but it should be spelt b0ner! one time years ago in art class a hot friend texted my friend saying - i just woke up, i have teh b0ner! and we all chuckled and said "oh man, you so cwazy!" and then it freeze framed on our smiling faces and the credits rolled and that 80's song started to play you know the one "Your the best! for now! nothings gonna ever keep you down. your the best! for na-ow!"

But I am, not a pretty place to live.

Better move on up to the east side, brother.

this one time i was making love and i couldnt finish for the life of me.
had the boner for like ever.
it sucked.

it could have been that i was trasssshhheeeed

i was just about to make the same thread.

BONER JAMS!!!

yeah...

ha!

i just had one

.and let the JAMS run free

me and my pals do Random Boner Checks, we all thrust out groins in there to see if we can catch anyone out with a bone

Can homo's have boners?

I think their asses just get moist

loled

no their penis inverts duh

ha!