pammy does playboy; cantankerous baffled, choking on spew
 

crypto, these are for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you may be tempted to ask, "why, my dear, sweet, fragile flower? why must you subject the world to such irrational cruelty?"

bottom line, motherfuckers. if i have to suffer through that kind of pain, the rest of mankind is coming with me. she's older than my mom. let's hear it for the new face of hepatitis.
all i can think of is courtney love on howard stern yelling about "the irony of labiaplasty...they airbrush the pussies in playboy!"

honestly, i dont find her that attractive.
shes kinda trashy...

but thanks!
its the thought that counts :D
<3

i mean, okay, shes got a great body
beautiful (fake) breasts
but i dont know, she just seems trashy.
her face is kinda... slutty?

She used to be really cute, attractive, whatever. She's got a harsh look about her now though. Maybe it's the eye makeup.

She still looks rather similar to when she was younger though, she doesn't look like a plastic doll, which is a plus. Obviously her tits are fake though, which I find a somewhat turn off. I don't think she's 'trashy'. I actually had a Pam calendar in my room when I was a wee-teen, infact it was before I was a teen I think. HAHA.

she looks exactly like every white trash mom i've ever seen at the public pool but with bigger tits.

You must be going to the right public pools than, Cantankerous.

they actually look more like tara reid with the lumpy stomach and tits you could drive a truck through but you get the idea. i'm kind of the odd one out at the pool because i'm so pasty and white and skinny and i don't have a belly ring or a tattoo that says bob.

Now, Tara Reid just makes me want to vomit.

what will it take for you to marry me today?

OH MY GOD!!!
why lily?! WHY?!?!

...

That look incredibly Photoshopped.

What's the point of Playboy? I'm not into porno mags or anything anyway, but I mean, you don't see any box?

she had a botched boob job and bad lipo on her stomach. she's talked about it pretty extensively. the sad part is that she could have been really cute.



too late for that.

honestly, it has great articles.

WHITE TRASH MOM. what did i tell you.

i don't know if she's done playboy or not but for them to put her in it would be mind-boggling. i would pay NOT to see tara reid's chocha.

I think, why the fuck do they go through all that plastic surgery and shit. But then people say the same thing to me about tattoos.

her face is really pretty
too bad she effed her body up

she does have/had a really cute face but she's looking a little stale and rough around the edges these days. she's still no rachel zoe. that bitch needs a facelift.

my heart belongs to



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(oh my god, those eeeeyyyyeeees)

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yes she is a cutie

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and

oh bjork yes for sure.

she was cute back in the day. actually, she still is.

oh wow, she is, like, beautiful!

post those in the womens body section

she has bad taste in men which makes her all the more appealing.

Cathy Rowland in a 1971 Playboy mag
she is/was so beautiful!
i think its the paisley leg stockings that did it for me
im a sucker for anything paisley

perfection

Booooooooobs

and my favorite

wow , those are some crazy knockers .

though , i must say , pam anderson comes into my work quite regularly and she has become quite droopy . the airbrushing on her face is more than just a little touch to make up for old age . she could be related to the cryptkeeper up close .

I'm only into guys who have pepperoni nipples like Tara Reid's. If you have nipples that look like partially-eaten pepperonis, then we're good to go.

bububu...but we both love skid row :/

wow, fucking beautiful
and im not usually into nipple rings

True. I will take this into consideration.