my left testicle hurts
 

what the fuck!?

i have a bump on my left testicle

I thought you were a chick.

Once I somehow managed to be kicked in the left, and not both. It was then that I shared your pain.

Balls are great, though. Well, mine are.

Get it checked crypto.Have you been having sex with strangers?

Hm.

I advise sleeping on it. I don't mean sleep ON TOP of the testicle, no. I mean like, sleep. And see how it feels the day after. Sometimes sleep is the best medicine, except laughter and timed radiation.

no, well, kind of.
shes not a stranger though, ive met her a couple of times.

i didnt know STDs made yr balls hurt

Have they been bitten recently?

Steroids!?

I probably need surgery on my left epididymis actually. It's about 4 times larger than the other and my urologist says it can cause infertility. But I really don't care, I'm adopting anyway. It used to REALLY hurt last year at times, but it's been fine since

Why do you all have weird balls?

I'm canadian

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


this board is going today like a fierce beast.

That doesn't explain why this... dutchman (?) and a Texas Ranger have weird balls too.

american youth have reached stunning new lows.

Has not the whole of society reached a new low? Open discussion of balls? Anyone?

crypto, this is going to happen to you. i can feel it in the wind.

aaah why the hell are you looking up human balls? were not canadian

I've always wondered what the inside of my sex factory looks like.

Wait. No, I haven't..

okay, so they dont hurt anymore
woohoo.
i must have tapped them while i napped or something

i got my balls hit today, it was painfull...

edit: my 3,666 post

hahahahahah!

Sometimes I get this inexplicable pain in the left nut, too! Weird!

I never get any pains from my right one, only the left.

my balls never hurt. possibly because they don't exist.

What are testicles?

The things that smack on your chin.

These?

Ah, don't be gross, Prisstina!

What? :(

It was a joke, silly.

What is a joke?

A thing that smacks on your chin.

These?

hahaha prisstina! Just think about what he said.

Think about what who said?

hahahaha soo repped.

Are you talking about me?