Does Glice Have a Huge Cock?
 

Hung like a bull, or phallicly challenged?

phallicly challenged,
nice.

I dont know.

a phallus is a penis.

Aww I did a poll for this one and everything, but I'm retarded so it didn't post with it.

Hung like a barnacle, so I hear.

Hehe, you said cock.

Of course, seeing as a thread has been started in your honor, you're obligated to provide photos for accurate results.

Sure thing. You want them now, or do you want the poll to run for a bit?

Now of course. I like to stay informed.

Now YOU be the judge. (His name's Jeremy).

How did I know you would have a name for your cock? And a pretentious one at that.

To be fair, it wasn't me who named it. His original name was Tarquin, so make of that what you will.

Pictures please.

A legacy of ostracization and exile, eh? This doesn't fare well for you with the ladies.

Oh yeah, I'm the archetypal wild card. They all want to tame me, but no one can keep me. Or, alternatively, I have what they call a 'chequered' past. Meh.

Haha you're awesome.

He does he show it to me, last night.

HA (RON) Jeremy

Second-best thread ever. After Hip Priest's Cheese thread.

you're lucky i didn't do this poll because option #1 would have been

"in his mouth"

and you know that would have won :D

I don't get this poll. I mean, how would I know? Show me some evidence, and I'll decide. But until then, how the hell should I know? More important, why the hell would I care?

Gosh,you're starting to resemble a really bitter old man now.Just because you got a bad review,it doesn't mean that the reviewer has to be crucified at any given chance.Andrew,get the fuck over it or you come accross as being immature.

I heard he has to get toothless women, otherwise it wouldn't fit

No, no, I'm coming to his defence. I'm trying to save him from slander. Seriously, how can I possibly vote on this poll? I simply don't know Glice's cock size, and I'm not sure it would matter to me even if I did.

I'm just trying to be realistic and sensible.

I think this kind of poll is inhuman. Which is not to slight Inhuman, of course. :)

inhuman seems to know someting the rest of us don't... :eek:

Nope, hayden filled me in on this one

It's fucking gigantic. Too rich to have on a daily basis but good on a special occassion.

best post ever (within relative context).

Were you referring to the fact that barnacle's reproductive parts are 7 times the length of their bodies?

I remember that pic, kegmama.

Yes, it was., you also missed my b-day.