Latest SMS from my stalker.
 

(translated from sms language)

"Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye
GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE"

:confused:This girl is fucking crazy!:fuckyou:

She sounds like she's insane.

she seriously is, its so weird how someone can be that odd.

the girl is a fuckin nutbag
tell her to fuck off and praise the lord and all that shite.

sms generally fuck up some of the things you're trying to communicate.
dont know if this is the case...

yeh its not, she is a fucking weirdo, she really is my stalker, wouldnt stop coming to my house everyday after me telling her to scram, sent me like 10 messages in a row, saying"come out the front im there". uninvited of course.

Shes a strange girl.

 

COME OUT THE FRONT, I WANT YOUR BODY!!!!!!!

Haha, this devout christian girl asked to have sex with me last night. I declined, and left.

Don't underestimate devoted christian ladies. They can be nastier than meets the eye. I knew one, that was an animal in bed.

just ignore her and if she persists then tell her politely to leave you alone.

oh i do ignore her, i havnt spoken a word to her in just over a year..and when i was speaking to her, i told her politly to leave, then i had to tell her rudely to fuck off

that's your future wife right there....

sleep with her and her being a christian that will freak her out and she will leave you alone.

^^..or want to marry you..

ill try find a picture of what she looks like.ok
i couldnt find a pic
but you know in the david bowie labyrinth movie.
The dancing things that pull their heads off. Imagine one of those in human form but short fat and annoying as fuck

tell her your into really weird shit and only want to feed your heroin habit. mind you she might want to save your souls or something.

she already thinks im a devil worshiping freak. she wants to save me or somethig

how many souls does anal have?

after looking at my art work....i think i owe a few

tell her yr a muslim now.