I'm fucking sick of my friends racist dad.
 

So three of my closest friends are brothers and I'm there all the time, and it's fun load of laughs kind of thing. But every time I see his fucking dad he call's me Al Qaeda, or Saddam or Bin Laden. If he was someone my age I'd fucking punch him in his nose. It just pisses me off real bad, and his friends all talk shit to me because I study science...they think me studying over there with one of the kids is pretentious....sorry I just had to rant.

None of them are as a good looking as you (except Bin Laden), so don't worry about it. He's just jealous.

you should let loose a verbal assault on him. the only reason he keeps on doing it is probably because he doesn't see how that can be upsetting.

or you could just stick a splinter in his eye like in 'zombi'.

Yeah I always contemplate it but, the guy is on the verge of drinking himself to death, and I'm there all the time. I'm gonna tell him polietly that I don't find it funny. Even though I have never laughed and always just walk away when he says something like that.

Ask your friends to tell him to stop?

Yeah I think I should do it myself. The guy is a total idiot, and won't take it seriously unless I say something. He proboly won't care and I will just end up having to stop going over there.

i say confront him about it. tell him that his words are hurtful and stupid etc and see if that sguts the fucker up.

What a prick.
Bitchslap that man.

i think the important thing is to stay calm in the face of such ignorance even though its hard to not shout and scream at people like that. also the calmer you stay the more mad they get which is quite good fun to watch.

Rather than talk to him him about it,i'd talk to your friends first.If they see this is happening on a regular basis,they'd know to inform their sack of shit of a dad to shut his gob.

Politely tell him to grow up already. Say it with a smile on your face, and make sure his wife, friends and sons are in the room.

fuckin say it to him man! dont let him get away with calling you names and making you feel like shit. say it nice the first time and if he keeps it up say it to your 3 buddies and let them know you aint happy about been called names if the wank-bag keeps it up then... thats yr ticket to let loose on the prick, tell him to go fuck himself and direct his anger at a bottle of vodka where it belongs.

just be a man and punch him, don't talk about hurt feelings or he'll start calling you a nancy on top of everything else.

thats not very pleasant. punch him, now

I'm with Tom on this one. Give him an old left hook in the nose or something. Fuck it. It's not worth being so stressed out. Words go straight through the ears of those people. I know, because my own father is like that. sits around and calls people monkeys and shit like that. Although he praises the war all the time, he misses the part about destroying rasict fascists I guess.

Yeah the next time he calls you that just say loudly and forcefully "Shut up you drunk piece of shit". Most likely he'll say something back at you and you can just laugh forcefully and say something like "Listen, the drunk is gurgling on his vomit again". Its all about acting here. You already know what the other actor is going to say. You just need to make sure your lines are better. You should probably be ready for him to try and attack you - he is a racist drunk - so make sure you have a claw hammer handy to rip his face off.

You could also try the tactic from Arthur magazine magical warfare section - just totally ignore what the guy said and stare at his teeth, and then say something about the spinach caught in his teeth, or his bad breath. The key thing is that you have to accept this vessel is no longer human but simply a sack of meat.

Another option could be going to see your friends dressed as Osama Bin Laden and call their dad a cunt very slowly while he is off his racist face.

I'm sick of people being assholes in general. There was a guy on acid or something downtown and he tried to fight me because I looked at him. I didn't stare, I was just walking towards him, completely disregarding him like you would any stranger. He said "You fucking look at me again and I'll kick the shit out of you". But he looked homeless. If it happened now I would have schooled him.

gotta love random street maniacs. I've run into a few of those myself.
some guy tried to steal my boots once. got rather hairy. I think he was a neo-nazi. could have been. sure looked the part. anyhow, I got away and now I'm cautious when I'm in cities. I'm from a small place, so I was naturally very naive, you know? Like going to bad parts of cities, just to see why people call them the bad side of town. That was my last attempt at doing so. Shit could have gotten real bad. I almost wanted to start lecturing him on how nazis are scuz bags and that he's knowingly wasting his bleak existence chasing people around in parks. Alas, I'm alive so obviously I kept my big mouth shut.