Signs of the Apocalypse
 

I'll start us off...

a snail crawling along a straight razor


OMG surely slutty hiltops doesn't really listen to trout mask replica

i wanna see a snail crawl across a straight razor now!

Crypto had the photo with paris hilton with that neutral milk hotel album.

yeah, what the hell?

was there some indie mag meeting with PH? and they made her pose with some albums or something?

Fuckin Fooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddd

i was terrible at posting internets 2 years ago

chick tracts

all randy wanted was some fooooooooooood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KteP6k1wg94

^classic

CELL PHONES

looks like randy wanted FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1o6F...om=PL&index=47

yeah rockstars live with tons of good shit and lambs and foooooodddddd gimme foooooddddddd gimmee josh wilbur's pork flank and send it to starving people FOOODDDDDDWILBUR'sPORKYFLANK YEAAAAA

GUITARS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND PILES OF GOOD FOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD


sri lanka needs yr FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

SOYLENT GREEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_3QiWQh8M

reintroduce us to your FOOOODDDDDDDDD we neeeeed yr FOOODDDD

my devil's latern is broken. :(

Alien & Anti-Christ

I personally believe aliens exist, and I think it's the strongest deception ever created by Satan... even the faithful ones will be deceived. They say Satan is not capable to create a living being. I do agree, but if man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA to clone aliens in the outer space.

If aliens are really clones of mankind, they certainly fit the description of anti-Christ. The bible describes him as the beast, which means a sub-human being.

Maybe the crop circles and UFO sightings are real, they want to be known, they want to make us familiar with them first, before their formal landings on our earth. When they are here, our super powers are helpless, their high-tech missiles are of no use. The whole world will submit to them in minutes. When they are finally here, there comes a new ruler of our world, the anti-Christ, who can perform magics and wonders, who will proclaim himself as God, the creator of the universe.

This is just one good possibility, if it's true, it means the end time can happen anytime, like Jesus says, no-one knows the day and hour, it comes when most unexpected. So be prepared, just keep looking, and watch out the sky!!

not bad; i was laughing laughing, and then laughed hard when i misread super powers as sugar powers. then i realized it was just super powers and was kinda just like eh, i thought he was going INTO SPACE SPACE

GIVE THE SPACE BRAINS

their FOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

and

wtffffffff