I Just Saw 2 Doves Having Sex
 

On the railroad tracks by my apartment. I guess spring is here.

haha thats the best. have you seen a ducks dick before? its like a spring

Yeah, on tv I have.

yeh i seen it on tv too, in science it what so funny...he SCREWED the other duck
fuck im bored. i got drunk, drank a bottle of wine. i might become an alcoholic, i would but my dad is..if i do i will be a skinny alco, so i might do drugs aswell, fuck up my life and who cares then,

thats love that is.

god, it must be great to be straight.

Hahhaa best thread ever.

were they crying? was the jizm purple?

*chukle*

and still no world peace? fucking overrated symbols if you ask me.

i've seen horses fucking before. but thats not new.

I saw two ducks having sex in a pond. the male duck gets on TOP of the female duck and submerges her while biting down on the back of her head/neck and holding her in place and then he vigorously fucks her brains out, and all the while another male duck was trying to mount the MALE duck and fuck his brains out, all sorts of French style. ha ha! for reAl I saw all this. It looked like two male ducks fucking until they finished and I saw the submerged female come up all fucked out and preen herself.

Were they singing Prince's 'When Doves Cry' after they finished sexual intercourse?

Where's my shotgun?

Are we feeling sinister today?

Psychotic.

val-holla-ing made the Prince joke already, but it's good enough to hear it twice.

Anyway, it was very nice, gentle love-making. She was actually standing on the railroad track while he was railing her with his rod. Lasted about 2 minutes.