write A poem about the sound of your own urine
 

if it sounds like laughter even better

Can I use a piss kit instead, I don't know if my own can pass ;)

the powerful gush
hits water, creates foam
echoes of the piss
reverberate around
muffled in part by my ass if sitting
but loud when standing
and I fight the urge
to flush before I am truly done
as waiting for my final drips
is tedious enough
but when I really have the urge
when I am loaded with seemingly gallons worth
the sound is so loud
it disrupts dinner
a few rooms away

are these
your shoes?

turn down
your headphones.

yellow falls
need more water

yellow falls
how much longer?

knew i had written at least one poem about (my) piss!

i wanna pee
i wanna pee
the pee wants to sing
opera more like it
but the pee is mute
until it sees
the toilet seat
the pee is smart
the pee is crystal
the pee is honest
relaxing like yoga
so much singing
so much treasure
all gone wasted
dont worry baby
more will be generated
golden waters
shining pipelines
i ll dive down
scratch off all the gold
and become rich.

have one about (my) period, if you want.

please.

the reds! the reds! the reds are here!
you know nothing, you cant think above one.
tomatoes with fishes piss, but if not clear.
the flood is generating, the pain is on the dove.
you are an idiot, if you cant see the fun.
the smarts narcissists will call me christian bale
the idiots bastards will insist on getting on bail
the towels, the whites, the skins, the knives
all blending together, adoring the Blood.
the Blood, has the perfect colour, texture and feel
it floods, it warmths, we can still smoke.




---those are from 2008.
---needmakethatblogdunnohow.

'the pee is honest'
-nefeli, 2014.

nefeli wins

hands down