I just ate cookies that were at least 6 months old.
 

And the rest of my peanut butter on some crappy target bread...no food left except for some ice cream that's about as old as the cookies.

Can you spare a quarter???

Oh, and I had a cough drop as 'candy'...

ah, the fabulous life of a Sonic Youth boardie.

Give me your address and I might send you something.

a few days ago i ate a teaspoon of dry,bitter cocoa. compare you moldy cookies with that. my mouth was so dry i thought i was going to die

A few weeks ago I ate chocolates that're probably two years old. They were from the wedding of OMGZ the bass player of Dashboard Confessional END OMGZ so I wanted to save them. They were a little crunchy but hell, they tasted good.

I'm eating year old tortillia chips.

how come you are so broke?

I set bread on the counter while making a sandwich.. There was bleach on the counter

at this point, i'm surviving on my own phlegm.

haha. i had a huge dinner yesterday. but i don't live on my own yet.

I went to siete mares yesterday, and had steak with shrimp, rice, fries(for some odd reason) and some fruit from the salad bar. I also had two soft drinks in the process.

i'm sure you can scrape together enough loose change to go to mcdonalds and buy an egg mcmuffin or a sausage biscuit or something. you can't be that broke.
furthermore, why the fuck do you have 6 month old food in your house? throw that shit away.

sometimes food tastes better when it´s old.
but i bet that´s not healthy and just my opinion

Chout man, you're invited over here...

i guess they stayed down okay as there has been no vomit thread
no cookies hurled

there's so many preservatives in those things that exposure to air only reverts them into possible building material haha

give me your address and i'll mail you a can of spam.

really, you should avoid moldy foods-- they can fuck you up in a big way.

hold on a second-- you pay for internet connection but not groceries...? hmmm.... well, i might do the same, actually :D


spam is a better value than macshit. also eggs.

Got food poisoning thursday night, still not sure what from? Almost completely recovered now, was pretty gross though, throwing up over and over.
Never had it before.

Don't eat moldy cookies!

oh i just remembered

all of you hungry fools could probably apply for food stamps. no shame in that--it's just money that you paid in taxes whenever you've had jobs. or that you'll pay in the future provided that you survive.


http://www.fns.usda.gov/fsp/

you can find if you're eligible

http://65.216.150.143/fns/index.jsp

I got food poisoning once at Leann Chin's (not sure if that restaurant is everywhere - it's kind of a fast food asian place)...I started feeling sick before I even finished my food! I never threw up or had diarrea, just felt out of it like someone slipped me some drugs that lasted a few days. It sucked.