Little girls like me
 

and I don't know why.

we do?

I thought this was going to be along the lines of "little girls like me verb something something something." I didn't realize that the like was the verb.

Well. . . it depends on what he means by like. Like doesn't always have to imply lust.

"Little girls like me because I play with their littlest petshop toys with them and talk about how awesome the color pink is."

I just mean wherever I go, I always seem to make friends with a little girl. This winter, I went sledding with my family, and this girl, I believe about 4 or 5 was having trouble walking up the hill's steps, so I held her hand and carried her Princess sled. From that moment on, she stuck by me. Literally sitting in my lap to sled. I''m 15 years old, and my best friend thinks I'm a pedophile because of things like this

hahhahhahaha'