I think I want to stop using a mach 3
 

And start using a straight razor. I was just dry shaving with an antique one for fun today, and the spot I shaved feels so smooth.

Dry shaving for fun? Thats like shaving your balls for fun.

Well. . . I was at my mom's antique shop and there was a straight razor so I tried it out. The area I shaved feels like baby skin.

cool cool, I wouldn't trust my self with a straight razor. The market research for multi-blade razors must be hard work, "um, how can we develop and improve this product... I know, lets stick another blade on it, we'll call it 'Incest Kruger', 6 Blades".

Haha, yeah I know. It is actually pretty natural feeling to use a straight razor. You can't really kill yourself with it by accident while shaving unless you are a moron.

really????

I cut with self up bad enought with a mach 3, I would probably have to go to the hospital if i used a straight razor

i'm going to start using one on my legs.

Mach 3 is awful. Gives me sore skin and I always cut myself...I'm thinking of throwing it to trash and getting one of those:

you´re not that old, dude !

you think so?

don't you remember? you were helping me finding my false teeth and kept moving my wheelchair on Donaufestival last year!

you're a fucking prick.

the most shoplifted item in the world are gillette razors.

I thought it was the bible.

Sainsbury's imitation one is better, and costs about half as much. Personally, I only use razors that call themselves 'razors' - all this 'shaving system' (or heaven forbid, 'advanced shaving system') stuff is just an excuse to overcharge, if you ask me.

Come on men, get with the times - don't they make some eXXXtreme 5 blade razors now with fuzzy dice and curb feelers?