revenge
 

have you ever taken it or are you a peacefull person who lets it just slip by?

just a question, i am not bitter ot twisted, well maybe a bit but in a good way.

whenever i am wronged by someone i like to dream up entertaining revenge scenarios but as revenge is a dish best served cold i can't be bothered to fan the flames of vengence long enough to exact revenge because i think this would be a surefire way to become a truly bitter person, rather than the superficially bitter person i am currently.

I'm to lazy for revenge. It is easier to forget.

innit

you should meet my boss, thats every other word he says.

isit?

i know someone that when they got dumped by there boyfriend and he went out with her friend she went to his house while he was away on holiday and sprinkled cress and mustard seeds all over the carpets and watered it so when he came home he had a lawn of cress all over his house.

ayeeee

depends on if someone has pissed off my family in someway, then they be a dead muthfucka!

I knew some people who were evicted shortly after having a black roommate move in with them. Their apartment was infested with large New York City cockroaches, so they took a piece of bread and put it in a shoe box with about six roaches. Then they taped up the box completely with packing tape, and kept it in a dark closet. When the roaches inside had multiplied to the point at which they could no longer shake the box and hear a "shaker sound," they mailed it to the landlord's (a notoriously poor "slumlord" type who owned a lot of run-down properties but lived in luxury himself) brand-new house. They figured that when the package was opened, this would be the first time the bugs saw light, and would scatter and infest his spanking-new house forever.

Can you get those people to join the board please, so I can rep them.

They also blew up his car.

Don't bother getting them to join up after all. We have enough psychos already.

Nice to know where you draw the line, sonicl.

i don't like to hold grudges-- i generally retaliate on the spot, or if dumbstruck (from anger, surprise, etc), then soon after. otherwise i try to rise above the bullshit. holding resentments is very toxic and never worth it.

I feel bad if i take revenge. Stupid fucking Catholic upbringing.

'The Jihad Barbie'

What does Jihad Barbie take revenge on i wonder?

"Make sure you look cute, because it's the last outfit you'll be seen in!"

 

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