Shopping suggestions
 

The dreaded trip to the supermarket is getting closer. I love supermarkets but i never know what food to buy because i'm the worst cook that i know so i'm open to suggestions more than most. I have developed an obsession with Marmite because of its iron content. Help me. I could have asked Pookie but i think i might need more of a collective effort for this one. My diet is of your making this month.

Old El Paso dinner kits are easy and fun, if you're into a bit of spice. Enchiladas are definitely the best.

Not feeling Mexican? Then look no further than the classic english meal;






That's right. A roast dinner. To make one, simply pick an animal- cow, chicken, pig, or turkey- and then add potatoes and anything else that sticks to the roof of your mouth and tastes heavy. Pile on thick gravy and eat like a real man.

Or, if not that, why not make some sandwiches? They're pretty light but they can fill your stomach with the right ingredients.

Vegetables are good and healty. Carrots, you can cook lots of nice dishes with carrots. Carrot cake! yeah.

And Tuna fish.

but porkie you already got that choice "shito mix"!

if you want iron lentils are the way to go.

i dont know how hot the weather with you, but i change my diet w/ the weather. in winter it's all stews & potatos & bacon, in summer it's fruit plates & tomato salads.

describe your weather & i'll pick you a menu.

Cock Soup.

With balls... of meat.

The only food that looks tacky enough for me to apply myself is Fanny Cradock's recipes. But since i have very little patience with ingredients (and perhaps, Fear Of Fanny should really do the trick, there) it takes too much time that i'd rather spend idly and uselessly.

How about Carne Asada, Umm get skirt steak, and fry it or I really have no idead how to cook it.

get your phone book & call for delivery then

Porky, you live in the land of Nigella Lawson. Read her How to Eat.

Laziness is telling me to, but welfare is more for the supermarket. I can't make the trip to it right now, i've had enough of seeing people for today. Free delivery, here they come. Anyway, i'll take any suggestions seriously, trust me. I've seen what Cock Soup did to Glice and i don't want anything do with it in my current state of celibacy.

I am going to eat a delicious Catfish soup.

I just buy whatevers on offer, and large quantities of Rice, Pasta, Beans, whathaveyou. I dont feel food needs to be fetishised.

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Can't see the pic, but love the question mark symbol. Looks delicious.

Curry