I like to delete things.
 

(it's not you, it's me)

if given the chance, I usually delete just about anything I can that I don't perceive as permanent.

message boards, countless user names, myspace, email accounts...the works. I love flushing stuff down the virtual drain.

it's borderline-virtual_emo-flagellation I suppose, but mostly done for the crack-like high of pushing "confirm".

what e-tarded things can you admit to doing frequently?

posting in this board?

why is there a thread for this?

everyone run, it's the fuzz.

yeah, i get that when i don't shave.

again, we're at odds then.

I can't grow much facial hair at all.

but that's ok, my progeny will be the first to lose their pinkie digits.