Five Minutes to Kill Yourself
 

You're an office worker. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand it anymore; but you only have . . . Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself).
http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

 

I won't reveal what finally did me in, but I had to play three times before I died successfully with only thirty-four seconds to spare.

the shark did it.

i'd jump outta the window, it seems a lot simpler

Killed myself successfully after the third try.

Yeah, I don't think it lets you jump out windows or even through windows in the office...sorry.

It's a cute little game though.
Although, it would be better if one had a choice of whether or not to play with the green arrows that serve as the hints.

I know it's so much trouble to click the link...

Same here.

Third time's a charm.

probably the best flash game ever?

It´s a cool idea for a game but it get´s boring pretty fast.

At the moment I´m really addicted to this stupid game -
http://skijump.visitnorway.com/
I´m playing it for about 3weeks now and i´m already really good at it, but
how the hell is it possible to get 699 points?

and, yeah, I´m a nerd.

That almost cheered me up

That was on the third time. I got 3:08 on my second. Do I get bootlegs, atari?

I died on my first try.

Died on the 2nd try "in just 02:51". My death wish is not to be challenged.

 

Found the link on internet yesterday.
Can you do something on the 6th floor? I kinda got lost there.
PS 5 minutes is too short to try and kill yourself.(in a cool way all those scissors and shit are boring.)

You guys are skunking my scores.

TCB...No dilly-dallying for you!

I think that you can die faster if you stay on the same floor...now I'll go search some more death devices...