My dog ran away
 

He's been gone since 5 this morning.

Tell me if you see him.

fuck, man, hope he comes back.

He got lost without his collar on.

I called animal services & they had just found him.

That is a monkey off my fucking back.

jeezus. fuck. that's good news.

we lost our cat once for 12 hours it was a fucking nightmare. he's got some immune defficiency & we feared for his life. the little bastard is looking at me right now as i type this.

The dog I grew up with took off when we were about 16. I followed her footprints out into the woods in the snow but they just petered out like she got lifted up into the air...never found her. I'm glad you got your pup back.

I wish my cat would run away, he's an asshole. Sorry to hear about this man, let us know what happens.

an ASSHOLE?

are you sure he's a cat??

Yes he is a total asshole, a prick, a bastard, a wanker, I can't say i wish he would die, thats too mean, but i do hate him.

Have you seen that episode of the simpsons where Bart gets the elephant Stampy?

I always refer my problems with my cat back to this episode of the simpsons,

Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is.
Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?
Warden: Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them
act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been
mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.

so your cat is hiv possitive? civ+?

FIV+