Smells of pleasure.
 

What smells do boardies like? Mine are:

Fresh coffee
Curry
Air in the countryside
The smell of the Fender catalogue

Girl smell.

Charlotte Church's bum hole. Probably.

Coffee is always a good one. Don't they say when you're selling a house, you should put a pot of coffee when people come to view?


Definitely second hand books for me.

Payless Shoe Store = heaven.

I thought they said you should bake bread.

Old books/records/stuff with paper
Hair
Bacon being cooked
Coffee
Sausages
Strawberries

post-downpour smell. cliche perhaps, but delicious.

good one.

That too. Coffee's easier though. Imagine having to go through all that every time. I suppose you could buy some of that part-baked bread. Or some ready to bake croissants maybe. Start a poll about it Savage.

And there's me thinking it would be the Lavigne gusset for you. Blimey.

MellySingsDoom, don't take this the wrong way, but are you demonrail's dad?

EDIT: Sorry, strike that, I thought demonrail was a young 'un, but he's not, he's an old 'un like us.

Pookie - no, but nice suggestion!

More smells:

My baby niece when she's been washed and everything
Me mum's cooking
Fish and chips from a proper chip shop (none of that kebab shop nonsense).

Baby's heads have a great smell, especially after just being washed.

Baby's heads have an even greater smell after just being squashed.

Garlic.

Camembert, with freshly baked baguettes.

Nobody mentioned lilac so far.

lilac

Is that what we're having for tea tomorrow dad?

Nah son, were having...

...Heinz Baked Beans!

That followed by Arctic Roll. We'll have to have finished it all by seven, 'cos Dave the video man's driving round. What was it you wanted to see, son, "SS Experiment Camp"?

More smells:

A good, hearty fried breakfast.