My friend and I the other night were talking about Cyrano De Bergerac
 

He feels that I am much more poetic than him when given the chance.

So he wants me to give him things to say to his next girlfriend.

I think this could be very fun.

Great work!

Just, in your case, choose your words carefully.

Well, if he actually decides to go through with it, the outcome of my words doesn't really affect me, just him.

are you going to both use head phones and a walky talky and your going to sit out side his window as he talks to her and then a dog will start humping your leg and youll start abusing it and then he will start abusing his girlfriend?

That would be awesome, but no.

Heh.

Don't make it too much like the play, though.