so cinco de mayo is national make out day
 

Apparently.

So I'm going to invite an equal number of male and female friends to a Mexican Siesta at my house. Everyone will sit down at dinner and then suddenly Tommy James and the Shondells- "Crimson and Clover" will turn on and magic will ensue.

those dead celibate germans must be rolling in their graves

I'll comment on this later.

i was going to go to a show...will apply it!

cool

I will not be making out, my lover is going to Sin City mmmh... SHould I be worried?

i wont be either

Crimson and clover

this takes me back to less than zero.

So May 6th with be national Wake Up Next To A Stranger Day?

Why do people always associate making out with fucking?

Making out is just hot and heavy kissing with hands going anywhere they are allowed to by the other person.

People do?

I was making light of the oddity that national make out day would fall on a day of drinking (cinco de mayo).

Drunk people + an excuse to make out with a stranger = one night stands

And May 7th, according to Wikipedia, is National Masturbation Day...

this is making way too much sense

I guess so