Stop feeling sorry for everyone! At least you're not a deaf immigrant with AIDS!
 

A long time ago I found this pamphlet, and decided to scan it. Just thought you all might need some laughs. Yes, it is real.





Uncensored second and third page

hahaha.

DO NOT share other people's BLOOD CUT.

that's some solid words to live by under any circumstance.

thanks for the laugh.....it's much needed.

Oh dear...

I wonder why, exactly, it details that they can't get AIDS from a public phone.

phones are full of germs, or believed to be

i.e., aids is not transmitted via fungus

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btw, american sign language has a completely different grammar than english, so you guys know. it's not "english with hands", it's a different language altogether.

Right, but the hearing impaired wouldn't use public phones.

I realize it's a completely different system of language, but that's why it's funny. It's like Engrish.

ha ha ha ha

o, right... hm still... TTY ones?

Yeah, but a TTY setup still wouldn't need for use of the reciever, would it? I don't actually believe I've ever seen a public phone with a TTY setup. Hmm...

Some of this looks like it was written by Yakob Smirnov

"In Soviet Russia, drugs inject you!"

Bump. Because I don't think enough people saw this.

At first I thought it was about the promotion of manual stimulation/fisting as a mean to avoid HIV transmission. I really need more coffee.

HAahahahaha! No, but if no condom, do other safe sex: masturbation (jack off), hugging, and rubbing. That should keep the AIDS at bay.

LMFAO.

"Where AIDS find in? Man have white sticky stuff (semen) from penis. Woman have wet between legs (vaginal fluid). Maybe AIDS there."

You sex one time or many sex, doesn't matter.
Always must SAFE SEX ... IMPORTANT!

My favorite part about the whole pamphlet is the "still confused? Call TTY."

How the FUCK is a deaf person going to call somewhere?

haha, why the hell is the cartoon penis drawn instructions of how to put a condom on censored out?
Also, the pictures of the mosquitoe, the person sneezing and the hot tub, I don't believe you can get AIDS from them.
Looks like a promotion of K-Y jelly to me.

TTY is a way for the deaf to communicate using the phone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecom...e_for_the_deaf

We had something like this when I worked at Dell. The deaf person calls and an intermediary would type what I said for the deaf person and then tell me what the deaf person typed. It's irritating because it takes forever to communicate through the relay and the protocol would get mixed with the "real" stuff.

You can use any phone when you have an intermediary, but I guess at a pay phone you'd have to have someone with you there. That probably wouldn't work.

I censored it out myself, incase you didn't want to stare down some cartoon penis.

OK USE KY!

you guys never seen one of these???




a public TTY phone. often found in airports & places like that.

they are like the predecessors of internet chat...