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Did Jabba the Hutt rape princess Leia?

She seemed pretty mad when she choked him to death you know!

Let's be honest. If I were in his position I totally would've.

His he even physically capable?

This ain't no Capt. Kirk/exotic-green-alien chick match.

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Originally Posted by pbradley

His he even physically capable?

This ain't no Capt. Kirk/exotic-green-alien chick match.

I don't know how Hutts reproduce. I'm sure he could have raped her with one of those fingers of his or he could have force ate her out.

Hutt's reproduce asexually. (+10 Nerd Rep Points)

Wookiepedia:

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Hutts were hermaphroditic, usually being regarded as 'male'; if a Hutt was identified as a female in Basic, it usually indicated that it was gestating an offspring. There is some scant evidence that Hutts had further gender roles amongst themselves, but it is not clear exactly how these were defined. Also, although it appears that all Hutts possessed male and female reproductive organs, it is not clear whether two biological parents were necessary.
"I am… with Huttlet." ―Anachro

A newborn Huttlet.

Fetal Hutts spent their first 50 years of existence in the pouch of their mother, and had no sentient mind at that stage. Upon emerging, the intellectual level of a young Hutt was around that of a ten-year-old Human. Newborn Hutts, also known as Huttlets, would stay close to their mothers for decades, returning to their pouches when they were tired, lonely or scared. Other Hutts were sometimes known to kill them in fear of future competition. Young Hutts were not considered important or accountable for their actions until they were 130 years into their average life-span of well over a millennium—making Jabba's rise to power at the incredibly young age of 80 all the more impressive.

I hope so. Otherwise all my Jabba-Rape fantasies are ruined.

edit: now i regret posting in one of julian's sexually disturbed threads

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

edit: now i regret posting in one of julian's sexually disturbed threads

I think... eh what was I going to say. This guy in Myspace is making me confused. Nevermind this post !@#$%!.

In tales from Jabba's Palace, I remember reading that Boba Fett is offered Leia, but he allows her to sleep in his bed in his quarters and sleeps on the floor, choosing not to rape her. Star Wars writers always make Boba Fett look like a really morally decent bounty hunter.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

edit: now i regret posting in one of julian's sexually disturbed threads

Does posting sexually disturbed threads make me sexually disturbed?

Because I don't have any weird fetishes or anything. I think about weird shit, but I don't get off to weird shit.

Boba Fett and Leia would have been pretty hot...

I'd totally fall into her sarlacc pit, if yah know what I mean. Yuk yuk yuk.

But seriously, the sarlacc pit is one giant vagina.

rumor has it he peed in her butt

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I'd totally fall into her sarlacc pit, if yah know what I mean. Yuk yuk yuk.

But seriously, the sarlacc pit is one giant vagina.

So by putting my penis into a vagina I will find a new definition of pain and suffering?

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

rumor has it he peed in her butt

Twice.

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

So by putting my penis into a vagina I will find a new definition of pain and suffering?

The kind of vaginas that have razor sharp teeth on the inner sides, yeah.

why would Jabba even want a piece of Leia when he has a stable full of Twi'lek dancers?

surely, there's nothing hotter than getting a lekku-job!

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Such "head-tails," or "worms," as they are called by others, are used for thinking and communication as well as sensual pleasure. Twi'leks are naturally completely hairless, except for their eyebrows.

need I say more?

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why would Jabba even want a piece of Leia when he has a stable full of Twi'lek dancers?

surely, there's nothing hotter than getting a lekku-job!

All this talk about foreign aliens are making me think, you guys are just making up names.

I can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, do you really want to test my Star Wars trivia? :p

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

foreign aliens

LAWL.

versus the domestic kind?

All I know is if I get kidnapped by an alien, I want him to be a sexy black alien(or the equivalent of it).