man, i am coming down with bronchitis
 

today = worst. day. ever.

well, my sister just gave me some sort of stereoid shot and it burns my bum cheek
also wrote me a prescription for that syrrrrrup


dj screw will sound extra wonderful tommorow.

Crypto, get some tea, that always help my throat.

my throat doesnt hurt
my chest feels so tight though

I'm sorry buddy, but by law no one is allowed to be unhappy on my birthday so you're just going to have to get over it.

Where are the anti-depressants when you need one?

Aren't I anti-depressant enough?

But I need something to swallow. Or I won't feel a thing.

im not unhappy, just in pain

Have you tried Vicks?

yes...

curse these weak lungs!

I love the smell of Vicks in the morning.

i used to put it on my eyelids when we used to play who could stay up the latest
ahh... the joys of being a kid.

I used to eat vicks as a kid.

i used to eat chapstick as a kid

iv been stood up again :(
i am now officialy never going to get excited about anything untill im there.

I like to leave an opened jar in my bedroom, because it's the only way I can get that old man smell that really turns me on.

I thought Ben Gay would have been the one, not vicks.

onions man. onions. red ones.

i've got chronic bronchitis, so i feel your pain.