How do you get 700-900 pounds of sausage?
 

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Kill a big ass pig.

you know the phrase
"daady, i gots me a big'un"
was uttered at some point when that picture was taken

maybe it's not a pig, maybe it's a land whale.

Somewhere in Hell, Anna Nicole Smith is trying to endorse Trimspa for pigs.

I think it has dino in it's blood.

"daddy, that pig's got spots!"

oh dear fuck

this made me think "barry and levon.....how'd you get $240 worth of pudding?......shhhhhhh....don't worry your pretty little head, baby..."

Perhaps it ate too much transgenic corn :D

I love how this pig (that was surely the King of the Forrest) was felled by some yahoo and his kid.

the picture of that kid standing behind Hogzilla II makes me think that the boy's pose is braver than he must have looked out in the woods with that monster charging around. my guess is that he is standing behind it to hide the urine stains.


beyond the fact that I'm not sure I could bring myself to kill something like that, I doubt it tastes very good. I'll stick with pre-killed farm-raised sucklings for my breakfast meat.


the original Hogzilla (and accompanying yahoo):

I hope someone's going to get a couple of hams out of that at least. Maybe it's because it's got a young boy posing with it but it looks way bigger than Hogzilla.

it's still bigger though, just by eying it, an 11 year fat boy ain't much smaller then the guy in the pic above

it looks like a harry hippopotamus, maybe got loose and made a new species after having sex with a boar

maybe it's meg white

the meat is probably gristly but I bet in the hands of a skilled engineer will make some tasty sausage and BBQ.