If anyone is free next week with nothing to do.....
 

....come and help me lifting my belongings! I'm moving house again, and I just can't be arsed. I'll get you a pint and a sandwich after.

what? is that all you will pay, you oligarch?

sorry to hear you're moving again porks. if i could help out i would, except that i live some 7,000 miles away or so. best wishes in your new digs.

Good luck Porkie !!

 

"NOOOOOO !!!!! I can't give up my PC !!! I'd prefer to die !!!
(it contains all my fav porn pics !!!)

Licence plates RUL.

I have a great old Arizona plate in my room at my mothers house.

sorry Pork, live to far away mate


when we say sandwich do you mean footlong Subway sandwich

I could arrange that.

I would for something else, but this comment is just making me sound like whore.

I'll give you a hand.

Tomorrow's the big day. Goodbye Mile End Road and Stepney. I'll be a resident of Commercial Road, where golden apples fall off the trees and boys are pretty.

that just gave me flashbacks of the LA riots (but with less smoke and fire).



there's no way in hell I'm helping anybody move. aren't there some surly men you could hire for the job p0rkie?

If I were in your area I would give you a hand for sure.
I am actually really good at the shifting and transport of Heavy Things.
And I can drive big rental trucks no problem.

aw, fuck. who am I kidding. I'm too fucking nice to say no to a friend in need.

if it wasn't for the atlantic ocean, my weekend sleep-in would be RUINED. :mad:

My Lear jet's in the shop, but spring for my airline ticket and I'll be in the U.K. before you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

sarramkrop - good luck with the move tomorrow. 'Fraid I'm not able offer to help you move, but will happy help you celebrate your moving in with a pint or two - besides, as DR666 will attest, I have a clumsiness to rival that of Frank Spencer.