Woman in England proves it is actually possible to rip a guy's balls
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm


Painful reading...

HA HA HA HA HA

one word:


LOL

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Yeah, right you are dear. Have this bowl of wonton soup on me. Will you require a spoon, or will you be using your mouth?

Funny? Didn't it make you reach for your balls?

(the "That's yours" moment was funny, though)

He has to change his balls now...
(Glad to see you again, Destroy:) )

A testicular cancer patient is admitted to the hospital for an orchiectomy to remove a cancerous testicle. When he wakes up the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news.
Doctor: Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: The bad news.
Doctor: We accidentally removed both of your testicles.
Patient: What is the good news?
Doctor: You won't get prostate cancer.

holy ass i get the willies reading that article.

horrible.

"She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones."

Now that is the definition of a true friend.

Only in Liverpool..

why would she try to swallow it though?

"Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ."

:eek:

Give her the chair!