It's the 4th of July
 

O RLY?

Yep. Ya rly. So happy Independence Day to all of our American boardies. And to everyone else, Happy Wednesday. :)

shoot some guns and drink some beer and barbeque.

where's khchris been all this time?

are you suggesting... pork smoothies?

:eek:

i have literaly no idea what that means.

oh, pardon...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoothie

Mmm mmm.

again, I would like to thank the English for COWERING LIKE DOGS when faced with our army of men wielding the Giant American Penis (it's not yr fault that Jeezus Hates Fags).


yesterday Mother England, tomorrow THE WORLD!!!

i was going to go to the ranch and do some skeet shooting, bbq, and drink...
but its fucking RAINING all over texas.
it's a sad day, indeed, i tell you what.

It's noon here (not raining today) and my neighbors aren't blasting Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to Be An American" (like they do every year) just yet.

I'll also be leaving to go to a barbeque/keg party myself in a few hours.

that brings a tear to my eye, i fucking love that song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YNUsJY6K_1Q

I do like the way that Americans actually celebrate their national holidays. We tend to use ours as just another excuse to go shopping. Do most major shops actually close on the 4th July?

nobodys shops on the 4th.

it's all about fucking!!

unless you're queer/unamerican
just kidding.
everythings closed... its the 4th of july! wooo!

damn, its too early to start drinking, no?

But you see, in the UK we don't actually fuck, we just buy porn and adopt.

that's too bad. :(

the GIANT AMERICAN PENIS is made for fucking!

you know who else is american?





FRED DURST

"do you get it? do you really get it? some people were just born to get it and others just weren't. the ones that weren't have no idea what i just said and the ones that do understand completely."

(an excerpt from one of his many HILARIOUS journal entries)

I see yr Fred Durst, and raise you:

MIKE TYSON


"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

My question is: Do we not have lives? What are we doing sititng at the computer? It's the fourth of July. Are we not men?

i was going to go to the ranch and do some skeet shooting, get shitfaced, bbq, listen to american tunes... but its fucking raining all over texas.
its a sad day here in Texas...

whats ya'lls pussys excuse???