Independance Day
 

we can't celebrate in a thread started by the english

this thread is 100% american















edit: wow, i totally misspelled independence

SORRY!

raptor jesus approves dancing.

raptor jesus is totally american, so thats cool with me, i tell you what

sayin'.

HEY!
not today!
its the 4th of july!

i thought you were talking about another george, my bad

Independence day has the worst holiday name ever. It is hardly called Independence day. Everyone says 4th of July, which is just another way of saying the date. Even "Independence Day" has had its name soiled by the stupid movie.

I do too, I love union jobs.

lets celebrate all things american.

America sucks, there I said it.

I like pie, but my wife prefers the bar.

AMERICA!

fuck yeah.

I love how they put apples in there, just to clear up any confusion over what the pie contains. Has anybody ever seen apple pie and baseball equipment casually lain upon an American flag in real life?

you've obviously never lived in America.

Yeah! Celebrate Capitalism! Buy a hummer! Burn some oil! Make some racist remarks! Have a fag drag! Buy a country album from wal-mart. Drink crappy beer and smoke some Wintons.


FUCK AMERICA.

ohh! tough guy! really original!!!!

America, fuck yeah!

I like it here.

seriously

I love America, for all those good looking American Guys. And apple pie.

I don't mind the movie.