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atari 2600 07.16.2007 04:54 PM

New Smashing Pumpkins album is 83.333% shit
 
  1. "Doomsday Clock" – 3:44
  2. "7 Shades of Black" – 3:17
  3. "Bleeding the Orchid" – 4:03
  4. "That's the Way (My Love Is)" – 3:48
  5. "Tarantula" – 3:51
  6. "Starz" – 3:43
  7. "United States" – 9:52
  8. "Neverlost" – 4:20
  9. "Bring the Light" – 3:40
  10. "(Come On) Let's Go!" – 3:19
  11. "For God and Country" – 4:24
  12. "Pomp and Circumstances" – 4:21
  13. "Death from Above" - 4:06 (one bonus track)
My version is this 13-track one with a total running time of 56:58.
Since track 7 ("United States") is the only good song, and it's almost ten minutes long, I'm stating that the album is 83.333% shit.
And I suppose since only one of the thirteen tracks is any good, I could alternately state that the album is 92.3% shit.


Trasher02 07.16.2007 04:59 PM

Nice conclusion.

zedius 07.16.2007 05:28 PM

I think United States is the worst track by far, so that could be why you dislike the rest of it.

Pookie 07.16.2007 06:05 PM

Humour, Atari style!

R-D-R-R

atari 2600 07.16.2007 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by that guy that calls himself "Pookie"
Humour, Atari style!

R-D-R-R


yep, it was a stoopid parody i'll admit...RDRR like Bart's brief stint at genius school, very nice...you know, New Jack City wasn't very good, Pookie.

now this is funny:
CRACKED.com writer infiltrates right wing activist group
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1952

CHOUT 07.16.2007 08:46 PM

I heard it while painting...it was ok. I haven't been a fan in a long time.

demonrail666 07.16.2007 10:04 PM

During a particularly pathetic period of my life I did a whole rate-album-tracks -out-of-ten thing, then work out album averages, and so on. It killed some time only to conclude that Big Country were the greatest band of all time. Ah, how periods of non-direction in one's life can throw up such devastating truths.

GrungeMonkey 07.17.2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
During a particularly pathetic period of my life I did a whole rate-album-tracks -out-of-ten thing, then work out album averages, and so on. It killed some time only to conclude that Big Country were the greatest band of all time. Ah, how periods of non-direction in one's life can throw up such devastating truths.

That made me giggle a little


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