Life is a let down
 

yeah i have lived...now shoot me!!! but anyways i was hoping for something a bit more hard. now it's just soft. and i seem like even more mellower and soon i'll need a nurse and a bed pan. very disappointing. i'm gonna go kill myself. bye!

worst post ever

you should move to palookaville

yay!

life is what you make through hard and easy times, don't be so apathetic and make your life something you enjoy, oh but don't kill yourself, go get some help if you are having problems

myspace is suddenly so blue and there's people who know who burroughs is!

am i in some parallel universe? hotel paral.lel, perhaps?

No one understands my pair o' D's.

dd? is it a bra cup thing?

j/k

It's a let down.

um. get laid. it helps.

one of the best replies ive ever seen

wait for it to wear out.. have a drink or two, and try to party.. it's usually boredom, and a loved one will help..
not to be a joy killer, but i don't think this kind of shit should be taken lightly..
whatever.. we all do our best..

THEN GIVE ME SOME KUDOS, BITCH.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again.

i would if i coud dude

I'm all kudos'd out, otherwise I would.

SOMEONE ELSE BE AMUSING FOR ONCE.

Oh, the burdens you must bear.

(Surely you detected the wry tone. Surely.)

Yes I did, and don't call me Shirley




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Stick a penny in there!

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