I walked in on an orgy last night
 

I am still a bit in shock.

shouldnt this be in the attention whore thread?

HAHAHAHA. Where at?

Did you join, beary boo?

A house party.
I was trying to have a conversation with someone about this book im reading (The End Of Faith) but everyone was being really loud and they were blasting some god awful music(Sublime and Slightly Stoopid), so she said we should find somewhere quiet to talk. We went upstairs, walked into my friends room, and saw that shit.
What makes it really weird is that it was 3 couples that I know quite well.

No no no noooo

HAHAHA. Don't they have locks on the doors?

speaking of Lindsay Lohan, I saw a DA chick on tv this morning saying that she is clearly a threat to society and should be sent to prison. this was a DA and Judge who actually sends people to prison. I was thinking to myself, fuck, this DA should go to prison for a day and see what it is she is doing to people, and what it is she is proposing should be done about Lindsay Lohan for some bullshit. I could understand if she, as a judge giving her opinion, said that perhaps Ms Lohan should spend a few days in the county jail (which by the way, here in Los Angeles is like going to jail in a third world country), but I am scared to live in an America where the people who put people in prison feel so passionately about putting people in prison who don't deserve prison at all....

I am morally opposed to prison (not just because it is somewhere I risk going) because it is unjust to punish murders and rapists in the same way as petty thieves and drug addicts... only in America folks, where at times 1 out of every 100 people is incarcerated in a municipal, county, state or federal correctional facility (minors and adults included together)

What does this have to do with, crypto walking into an orgy.

But I think you are clearly wrong, yes let's let the criminlas walk without any punishment. Tell me what punishment should they get? I do agree that minors should not be locked with adults, but should be sent somewhere for there punishment.

Yeah, but they forgot to lock the door

I see, people, well, hope you are doing better now.

Thanks.

So what should i say when i see one of them?

Say, "I see you are bigger than him, I see my droog." Kidding, I don't know what you could say.

lets remember, prison is not a replacement for good parenting.

Well obviously parents are not doing much. So I am asking you, what is your solution to the problem?

I'm frankly surprised that you're such a prude.

Lmao, I read the title and had an immediate image of you opening the door and going, "So we've run out of ice tea, you know where I can get any m-OH GOD!"

I'm sorry about that though, I would imagine that would be horrible to just walk in to. Hope you're getting by better now.

Did you always think I was a pervert or something?
That's a bit effed, dude.

"F" is also the first letter in "Fun," you know...

It was more like

"I know you say you're a spiritualist, but what is your opinion on organized rel-............"
*6 people with the deer-caught-in-headlight look starring at us*
(5-10 seconds later the door closes)