I'm Tired Tell Me Today's Date?
 

I need to know, I am tired and lazy.

It's the second of August, and me and Laila are finally getting married.

Congrats, wait... should I not be concerned... Nevermind gmku will take care of me with his money.

It's fine, she doesn't mind my sleeping with other men. I don't mind you having your thing with gmku, I am used to your slutty ways. Besides, we could always kill him and live with Laila in his mansion. What do you think?

Of course, I am not that slutty, one or twice a day doesn't prove I am slutty.

Well, that's still cheating. The fact that you do it with someone older and less beautiful than myself, hurts big time. It does, I'm telling you. Gmku has to go. I am tired of finding his dirty pervy old man's underwear in the washing's basket. Enough electricity wasted purifying what's left of his receding hair already.

HAHA, Well porky, as much as I would like to argue about that, I must go to sleep. I have school in about six hours, and I at least need five.

Well. I am used to this. I know that you are not really going to sleep by yourself, but with that old perv. I have had enough of this.

And what about this?

Aw bless, you are always in my daydreaming. Not even married yet and I'm flirting with other girls! Nevermind, Laila is sleeping and Synth is too busy with that man. This marriage is an orgy.

New Order did it!

"Bizarre Love Triangle"

Every time i think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
Living a life that I can't leave behind
There's no sense in telling me
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
But that's the way that it goes
And it's what nobody knows
While every day my confusion grows
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

I feel fine and I feel good
I'm feeling like I never should
Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
I'm not sure what this could mean
I don't think you're what you seem
I do admit to myself
That if I hurt someone else
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

It can hardly describe this marriage, but then what can?

Never mind the date, what day is it?

today is the twenty-sixth of Hamle, 1999

or if you prefer

twenty sixth of Abib, 1723.

"Through the storms and the light
Baby you stood by my side
And life is wine
You feel the sweet breath of time
It's whispering, its truth not mine
There's no I in threesome"

You using windows? Just hover the mouse on the clock in the corner. Duh.

Dnes je druhého srpna dva tisice sedm.

Mac user here.