dreams
 

what did you dream last night? mine involved a cheap chinese restaurant. vaguely seinfeld-esque.

I bought Seinfeld season 4 on DVD today! Weird coincedence there.

ok i had the most oddest dream before i woke up

i dreamt i was watching the metal gear solid movie
and in the scene before i woke up Solid Snake had to get naked and get into a shower, but everyone in his team was like "no snake we dont wanna see you naked" so then Snake says he will just leave his undies on, so he then takes his cloths off and has a really hairy body, then he pulls out his penis and says see, you cant see everything.

THEN! otacon suggests "lets sit on it!" so he the takes his pants off and bends over for snake...so im watching a metal gear solid movie where snake has this MASSIVE dick and is fucking otacon up the ass in all its hi def glory

am i gay or what!

Just latent homosexuality.

thats a lovely dream

it was a huge penis too
like a beast
it was pretty funny though because the movie was taking it self serious

i daydream about that kind of stuff

i dreamed that edward_sick got laid

I dreamed Inhuman answered my questions.

i went to go visit my old school & it turned into a big circus tent with a lot of weird looking people in it...

I dreamt Patton Oswald asked me to fill in on a stand-up comedy show he putting on in some theatre, and I was trying to think of jokes really quick, and the best joke I could think of was talking about starting a band called UB39 so I could sue UB40 for stealing all my songs.

In my dream it was hilarious. Even when I woke up, since I was still in my dream world, I thought it was kind of funny, and was impressed I dreamt up such a good joke.

Then when I was fully awake, I realized how incredibly stupid it was.

no way thats a pretty funny joke
but the dream doesnt have anal sex with solid snake so it doesnt win

i tried to drive like ace ventura does and i almost side swiped a car yet i barely noticed.
i dream about getting things done and buying and finding things i need

Two nights ago I dreamed I was on some Island that was a guitar shop. I was after a Jazz-strat (Or a Stratmaster if you will) and eventually stole one out of an Orange AMC Pacer. The Jazzstrat was also orange. Then I got back to the main guitar shop part of the island and hid the Jazzstrat in my pants and tried out a Gibson SG out of the biggest Marshall Stack I have ever seen/dreamed of. The guitar store owner showed me what it was capable of and said "This song is from a movie". Then a strange, bassy feedback noise started to come from the amp and then I woke up to a plane flying reeeealy low and noisily over my house.

I jammed with Motorhead on a TV chat show last night. It was some kinda avant-garde thing. I was playing bass with an e-bow, Lemmy was playing guitar. Very weird dream.

once i had a dream tht i was in my 6th grade class room (except everyone looked like they do now) and i was in a seat and i leaned my head back on the desk behind me and kissed a girl that i know now (wasnt in that class).
i had a crush on that girl for a long time after that AND i had a girlfriend.
fwew

Actually you can do this, you might be aware of it, but there is some famous bass player who developed a technique for using it on a bass. I can't remember who it is at the moment though.

PATTON!

god i love your signature

I had a dream that I was at some kind of event thrown by some mediocre band who invited a bunch of other lesser known bands to write an original song and they, the host band, would vote whose was best. As a joke, R.E.M. entered and wrote a song that funnily enough lost despite being better than the hosting band. The song they wrote was about automated postmortem surgical operations.

I had a dream the other night I was running in a race between me and another guy and right before the finish line I tripped and fell. To my right this baby was laying on a big pile of mattresses and was laughing HYSTERICALLY at me. Then God showed up (yes, THE God) and he started talking in this weird voice and was yelling at the baby "Stop laughing! Stop laughing at him! He didn't mean to! It was an accident!" And he started pulling all of the mattresses out from under the baby and laying them in front of me so I could take a nap.

Seriously, I couldn't have made that up.