i have an announcement
 

i'm eating a grilled ham and cheese sandwich on WHITE bread
maybe i'll gain some weight

Bravo!

I had some quiche, and fat-free pringles, and vitamin water. Maybe I'll lose some...

the virgin mary approves.

 

Weight gain and a few clogged arteries, no doubt!

ooh it feels all warm and gooey in my tummy

The resultant diarrhea cleans you out real neat.

I don't know. They are BBQ ones though, and they taste better than the normal BBQ ones.

god damnit i want some pringles.

yey!

Fair enoughski.

i dont quite believe you, can you post a pic of yourself as proof for all to see?

you don't believe that i'm eating a sandwich?
do you want me to puke it up? it's all in my estomago, senor.

you're right, she should. do it.

They are soooooo good!

How do they cook them then? Are they just sliced raw potatoes in a tube?

if thats what it takes. i want to see digestive juices and all please.

You can write a letter to them and ask?

Tesco shuts at 10pm. I've got 50 minutes to resist the urge to go and buy (non fat-free) pringles.

see, I never really liked them. They're not real chips, unlike Lays.

Lays > Pringles

somewhere on this computer i have a picture of me piss drunk laughing hysterically after i puked and the puke is included in the photo. if you wanna see some puke. i'd rather not puke right now. i'll lose the warm gooey feeling in my tummy.