Stupid Slang
 

I try to stay away from it as much as possible but some friends have fallen pray to them. They call their cars "whips". When my friend first said it i thought he was some kind of masochistic, like why would you have a whip around ? I say "dig" sometimes about things i like aka "i dig that new sonic youth record".

so what stupid slang do you hear from around where you live? do you participate?

such as, stupid slang, such as, in south africa?

I can't stand hella/hecka.

dont be scurred...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

maybe this will make some sense of things

i don't like stoner slang. i do use some of it sometimes though.

I started saying "dude" in 1982 after making fun of someone who used it all the time.

now I call my mom "dude".

:(

i slang a lot, i even valley girl slang a lot, but i have my limits.

sonic youth slang.

specifically, "holy shit i drank kaluha last night and i got RATHER RIPPED!"

"YR so cool in YR dickies pants."

"man i just got GOO on my DIRTY panties, lemme throw it in the WASHING MACHINE."

"Did you say WASHING MACHINE???? "


"I sure did, SISTER!"

"Oh man, dat's COLD man - dat's EVOL! "

"Sorry about that, baby! Look, to make it up to you, how about if I let you stroke my DIRTY MASTER-DIK til I shoot my GOO all over those NYC GHOSTS AND FLOWERS? "

"I'm confused. "

"Of course you are baby, because CONFUSION IS SYR 3 FEATURING JIM O'ROURKE. "

"Don't GO there! You ain't getting' none of MY stuff unless you pay me A THOUSAND. (LEAVES). "
"Hey! Come back! This is BAD because the MOON is out and my penis is RISING! EXPRESSWAY TO YR VAGINA"

YEAH.. FUCking stupid sonic youth fan slang.. goddamn..

i don't know what'd i'd do if people actually spoke like that

Tons, man:
man
dude
bro
breau
yeh
rad
bam
changing words like "crucial" into "croosh"
ehhhh (for 'hey')
a billion more weird ones that only make sense to me and friends...

there was a time i used to say "nah brah" while speaking spanish.

- "yr"
- when people say things like "twat waffle" and the like. that's not even a real term, some COCKSUCKER (my favorite, "real" term) made it up.
- and the shortening of words that k-krack mentioned is extremely irritating as well.

I really hate it when someone calls Indianapolis "nap-town". Indy is fine, but nap-town just pisses me off.

lol

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Shit, I meant to say that I say these ones. There is a ton of shitty slang, though.
"mint" meaning good... I don't know if this is everywhere, or just here... I hate this one.
uhh.. overall 'ghetto' slang is shitty... you know the ones...

Mint's a propper bissa words minds bluh, innum? I's use 'ee alls time mind, assa alls th' kiddies round y'r.

Although, to be fair, I can't imagine people outside of the Westcountry using it and not sounding like a prick.

I'm a big fan of slang. As mode of expression rather than quasi-ironic. But one must be careful, you can easily come across like a prick. I think, in fairness, my slang more comes under the caveat of sociolect than it does contrivance.

being excedingly middle class, slang is not a mode of expression that i am really entitled to participate in, although i can admire it from a distance, innit.

Yes, because the majority of people who are poor, sway, are also more ignorant than people who come from wealthier backgrounds. Like it or not, that's how it is.

i wouldn't bring poverty into it, it's more of a working class thing, that middle class teenagers like to copy.

Whaaaa?