I am a domestic goddess
 

I'm dressed fabulous and I have a coffee cake in the oven which I am baking for the boy to take to work tomorrow and share.

I kind of want to post recepes since I have millions I've made.

but then I can't keep them as secrets for myself. :eek:

There's a recipes thread already somewhere.

Recipe thread! YUM!

HEY!

you promised me some, and now pantyhead is eating it all.

:mad:

i won't believe it until i have proof.

pictures please, nigella...

and who is this "boy" also known as "pantyhead," that you speak of?

The Thief of Drawers, The Nicker of Knickers, The Make Out Negator and the Mother of All Bogans.

*shakes fist*

is that your alter-ego, or a real person?

and i thought phoenix was into the ladies--oh sweet ladies. what is she doing with a pantyhead?

ctrl+alt+del?

sadly, I have no alter ego these days (unless you count floatingslowly).

besides, it would be a long drive to pick up my coffee cake. :(

were I Mr. Pantyhead, you surely would never read her posts bemoaning "why does he say I'm tired when I'm naked on top".

just sayin'.



I've yet to get a suitable answer on this myself.

brace yrself, I'm sure it's coming.

:eek:

i know what she's planning-- feed him tofu & grow him manboobs.

hey ploy was exposed in the recipe thread.

do you think after enough tofu they will make a hot lesbian couple?

(i wouldn't mind seeing nigella + rachael ray in a passionate *cough* "embrace")

off topic: I was flipping through stations yesterday and Nigella was on. I thought to myself "damn she's hot", then I thought "I bet !@#$%! is watching". no joke.



on topic: I have no idea what she has planned. I just wished that it involved Amerikkka. long distance is a bitch imo.

well, there's always photoshop... :(

I'd buy that for a dollar.

can Rachael Ray be on top?

top?

oh, i imagine an endless undulation of dark hair, tongues and legs.

but sure, i guess.

who needs pr0n when there's the Food Network???

there's something dead sexy about hot women making fancy feasts.

although, I have to admit, I find it hard to concentrate on whatever it is they might be cooking.





I have to cover the top 3/4's of this picture to even SEE the bowl of grapes.

ooh we have something in common.
i'm making a big ol pot of spaghetti. AND i am dressed fabulously.

rachael ray is annoying and gross. she is not a chef, she is a TV personality.
nigella is a hot bitch though.

eat cankers, eat.

rachael ray is not gross-- and she may be annoying, but with a canoli-stuffed mouth there's not much she could go on about.

she has jiggly arms. she's okay looking in the face i guess.

I DO EAT.

i dont understand the attractiveness if nigela lawson. she is just a bit plain and penickity for me. plus she is way too curvy.

good! add something good to your pasta.

i don't know about her arms, but she's a shorty, and a little thick, and has a nice pair of boobs, and hm, yeah, i like that. lucky for me i don't watch tv so i don't get annoyed by her tv presence, but i've noticed there's a magazine in the supermakets with her picture on it every time. wtf is up with that?