Chinese military hacked into Pentagon
 

Let's go to war on those commies!

how DO you respond to something like that?

a hack back is in order.

yeah, if they CAN Do it, hehehehe...

yeah, I suspect that the Great Firewall has more uses than simply keeping disodents from looking at Freedom Pr0n.

you first. enlist?

Only if I get the coveted "guy who writes witty phrases on the nukes" position.

But really I love the Chinese and would probably defect for a bowl of authentic chow mein.

chinese culture is awesome but authoritarian regimes blow.

heads, tails...

sadly, I think that they are all stamped "let's roll" now. :(

A capitalistic country secretly becoming an authoritarian regime, an authoritarian regime secretly becoming capitalistic... it's all whatever.

that's HOT.

why didn't I pick Ming for Greatest of Supervillians?? I'm going to do that right now.