Did you guys see this? Pitchfork gives music a 6.8/10
 

haha

I second that :)

"The whole medium comes off as derivative of Pavement"

That made me laugh quite a bit.

Pavement's just that awesome.

very good

On the money

Coming in at an exhausting 7,000 years long, music is weighed down by a few too many mid- tempo tunes, most notably 'Liebesträume No. 3 in A flat' by Franz Liszt and 'Closing Time' by '90s alt-rock group Semisonic

bleh blah... i guess the folks at pitchfork have nothing better to do than write self pretentious criticised movements that are more enjoyable to read by their writers than the general public. let them weep on...

It's in The Onion!
Satire, folks!
And some fine satire at that.

Saw it when I picked up the onion today, hilarious.