val-holla-ing, i dub thee
 

"THE TRUTH"




welcome to the good life, son

mmm... we need a group name...

thank you thank you. too bad i'm no good with naming shit. uh, let's find someone else to do that shit.

Cryptic Valley, dudes.
What are you talking about?

Clearly an American thing. Most likely rap-related. Or it could be something to do with Explosions In The Sky. But more likely rap.

probably. crypto is the rap guy around here.
im from the us and i dont even know what theyre talkin about.
so its probably rap

Oh I got it, val is the treasurer of their future usa administration.

good one

you hoes don't know that we'll be ballin' under the sun, son. i'm gonna spend the entire treasury on alligator fur coats for everyone. you didn't know that alligators had fur? check the steez.

Ballin'. Can mine have an eagle feather collar? I'll make it rain.

only if you can make it monsoon on some hoes. if you can do that, i'll get you a custom baby-skin cutlet hat made. you can carry the cash around in a helmann's mayonaise jar, because bank accounts ain't baller.

Word to dat. I don't fuck with banks.

already

see that's just tacky.

...no.

Where you at?

I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW

is he trying to look like geordie from star trek with those glasses?

cos geordie was the unrappest guy eva.

i be reroutin dem warp cores
den cruisin for bajoran whores
my yellow velcro's gonna mesmerize
da fly hunnies on da uss enterprise
mr worf da wrinkles on yr foreheads
deep enough to put my joint in

I've been wondering the same thing, actually.

he doesn't love us anymore.

:(

I Need You Rightnwww!

come back, cuz