I'm throwing a tea party on the 13th
 

Ikara Cult, Pookie, and anyone else that's near Hersham should drop by for some tunes (we're having a sing-song around the piano 3pm-4pm) and most importantly... THE SCONES AND JAM

edit: Possible appearance by my auntie mabel. Working on it as we speak.

Well, look who's English.

i'll be there in full morice dancing attire.

i didnt go to your grandmas funeral. i wasnt invited after that christmas party in 96 remember?

I expect there will be clotted cream?

Hell yeah! You can't have scones without clotted cream!

ooooh. I'm soorrrryy. I only do biscuit parties. :(

Yeah, I heard that.

Is that like a sex thing?

I think he went to boarding school.

soggy biscuit is yeh. just dont ask its as bad as you can imagine.

Ew.

Think Keith Morris.

i never played it or witnessed it either.

Well you're not playing it at my tea party. Auntie Mabel would have a stroke.

I can't believe that I've given a great cue like that and no-one's followed it up. I'm ashamed of you. All of you.

Goodnight.

Well I am having lunch with RuPaul that day.

does anybody else want this stuff??

there's now way in hell that I'm putting anything clotted in my mouth.

I've always found that term off-putting.

I'll come...