this place is so slow.
 

it's the only board I post at, but I'm open to suggestions on where to go.

Hell.

thanks.

next?

You think this is slow? Man, you should try the SunnO))) board. That's positively glacial.

The only other board I post on is a local one where most of the people know each other in meatspace. That one's pretty damn fast, but it doesn't really make any sense unless you currently live or used to live in Minneapolis.

Hey, floatingslowlybydowntheriveronasundayafternoon, I think you should know that I walked in on your missus with jon boy yesterday, and they sure as hell weren't baking bath buns.

"Bath Buns?"
God, you people talk funny.

*walks in*

*looks around*

*adds sonicl to list*

*leaves*

Before I tell you that, why does she do *that* with the asterisks?

It's because of all the drugs threads. I'm currently posting while I'm on obetrol. I will forget all about it later. When you post on acid some stuff on here looks lovely.

Are you suggesting that I become a corrupt ruler?

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How do you make your posts dance?

*i can feel the heat closing in*

*i* *do* *a* *lot* *of* *shit* *that* *doesn't* *make* *sense*

Dino Zaurus Rexxxxxxxxxx.

Yes, it is a little slow I find. However, it's faster than any other board I frequent.

Oh, please, I think I preferred the drug talk. Can you take your dirty programming language elsewhere, there are kids post on here.

you're such a show off.

... ya think?!?!?!

Whoa!!! This is going too fast now, it's getting hard to control!