You Know What Blows Chunks?
 

And I mean CHUNKS. The sun sets at like 4:00 here.

"Chunks" is such an expressive word. I mean, could you egt much vulgar? If you can, I don't want to hear it.

I like it dark.

the sun is overrated.

I see. A vampire, eh?
Yeah, I'm part werewolf, so nights don't always work out for me.

On the contrary the moon is quite dull.

everything blows chunks, except the boredoms and cigarrettes.

Cigarrettes blow chunks of smoke.

then only the boredoms don't blow chunks.

I prefer it with a "y" (ie: vampyre), but if the cape fits....

unfortunately, due to the eternal struggle between werewolves and vampyres, I must now destroy you.

 

PS: or have my woman do it. she can, you know. destroy you, that is.

Or, instead, we could do it, and form a whole new (indestructible) breed.
Purely for the sake of science, of course. I don't need anymore holes in my neck from pissy vampire girlfriends.

Something like that, I suppose

that's totally HOT.

you don't mind being hooked up to lightning rods do you?

trans-species combination requires the kind of fusion that only nature can provide.

so, please, have a seat. Igor will be with you in a moment to adjust the straps.

I think I used the phrase blows chunks today somewhere. Can't remember when and about what.

It does blow chunks that the sun is setting so early. Dark at 5.

you know what doesn't blow chunks?

sun city girls - horse cock phepner.

ok, let's make beautiful vamp/lichen hatred.

Floatingslowly, can I have girlgun now that you have flophousefloozie?

Who loves the sun? Not everyone.

I find a depressing refreshment in short winter days.

Fuck all ya'll moon haters, the moon is the greatest thing. A few weeks ago before it was completely dark, the sky was all purple and pink and the moon was fucking full and huge. It was magnificent. And before daylight savings I could see the stars in the morning while waiting for the bus ..things like that make me really appreciate life. That and my puss, who is right here trying to decide what to do. I'm such a sap, sometimes.

And to answer the thread question:
twogirlsandacup